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Thursday, November 11, 2004 :::
 
More Tel Ref Memories

I've posted before about the job I had answering the phone at a library, and I've also mentioned a few of the regulars we had there. While rooting through my desk the other day I found a list of said regulars. I remember someone saying one of my last days there: "Write down a list of these bozos because you will forget them." They were right, I had forgotten some of them. For the sake of posterity, I'm posting the list here. For some of you it will recall fond or horrifying memories. For others, it will only reinforce a bleak reality. Other folks will shake their heads in puzzlement and move on to other, more interesting sites.

(I've slashed out a few of the vowels in the proper names in case any of these yahoos ever ego-surf their own names.)

Regulars From my Tel Ref Days:

The Lady in the Well

Crossword Puzzle Man

Evil Antique Lady

Office Supply Lady (she got me in trouble once)

Harvard Accent Synonym Guy

Racist Drunken New York Disease Lady

Dontheria

James "I Was Just Wondering" Alb_n

Countless Little Old Ladies Without Dictionaries or Phone Books

Shouting Deaf Man #1

Shouting Deaf Man #2

Rashe_da Baig

Andrew (666) Bo_ck

The Kellys

B.J. (Half-a-Brain) B_ker

David Mendenhall Guy

Epicene Auto Magazine Creature (kudos to Big Ed for thinking that one up.)

Buelah Mae Jernig_n aka Mrs. Graham

P.S.

I SO badly have to have this thing.

::: posted by tom at 9:06 AM









I'd taken the cure and had just gotten through...

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