Monday, March 22, 2004 :::
Smut
The other day I had to look up a whole bunch of wills and estate papers from Guilford County. The surname the customer was searching for was "Dick." There were a ton of Dicks. I had more Dicks than I could handle that morning. My hands were full of all different Dicks that day. Big Dicks, little Dicks, old Dicks, male Dicks, even female Dicks.
A co-worker just walked up and informed me there are a bunch of people in Cabarrus County with the last name "Pussy."
::: posted by tom at 1:53 PM
