Monday, February 23, 2004 :::
Where Have You Been?
I've still been getting hits, so anyone who has been looking at this has noticed I haven't been updating very often. In addition to my usual moribund creativity, the main reason is that I've been spending time with a real, live girl.
I could call her by her name, but thats not the way things seem to work here. I could call her "New Girl," but that would imply an "Old Girl." Its been so long between girls, "New Girl" just doesn't sound right. Plus, I could not testify in a court of law that the last girl was a girl.
So that could leave the nickname "Girl," but that makes me sound like a Tarzan-like male who objectifies women.
Besides, who wants to share intimate moments like the two of us cuddled up under a comforter on the couch, sharing leftover lemon meringue pie straight out of the aluminum pan and washing it down with swigs of Sprite from a shared half-gallon bottle.
Certainly not me, I'd never share such special and intimate moments on the whole, wide internet ...
::: posted by tom at 10:11 AM
