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Stumpage Reports
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Monday, May 12, 2003 :::
From the Best Picture of 1946 to Dog Poop.
Do you ever get in a conversation and wonder how you got on that subject?
When I�m on trips with the Lady I Can�t Think of a Nickname For that frequently happens. We wonder how we got to be talking about what were talking about and then trace the conversation back. When you spend 15 hours a day with someone for 4 or 5 days, that�s what you talk about.
There was an interesting occurrence of this at work last Sunday. It was really dead that day, and I went in the back and got a lot of work done. The two real employees scheduled to work sat at the front desk and shot the breeze all afternoon. I reached a good stopping place about 15 minutes before closing time and wandered out to join in their reindeer games.
They were talking about the movie The Best Years of Our Lives that aired on Turner Classic Movies Saturday night. I had seen it and I really like that movie so I joined in the conversation. Within 5 minutes, the conversation had turned to canine colostomy bags. I�m not sure how that happened, but I was responsible. I felt like saying, �My work here is done,� and then leaving. But I had to stick around until closing time.
Some Interesting Sites I Found While Doing Google searches for �dog poop� and �canine colostomy bags�:
Strange Foreign Objects in Dog Feces. You got it, people can post there own tales about things they found in their dog�s poop. I particularly liked �Evil Knevil's greatest stunt ever!�
Embarassed to Ask a Dog Poop Question?. A newsgroup string about the pros and cons of using dog crap to fertilize your vegetable garden.
ePet Pals. Your one stop shop for dog poop control tools.
DogDoo.com. Arrange to have a package of dog poop sent to a friend or enemy.
The American Asshole Association. This group is about the subject of sphincters, not unlikable people.
The Poop Report. News about poop and pooping.
Quote of the Day:
One minute alone with him is all I ask; one minute alone with him, while you�re runnin� for the priest and the doctor.
--- Sean O�Casey, The Plow and the Stars, 1926.
::: posted by tom at 10:25 PM
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