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Sunday, March 23, 2003 :::
 
They Came For Pics of S-----e M-----x, They Stayed For the Quote of the Day: or, The Last Word on This Crap I Promise

Background, blah, blah.... When I saw I had 25 hits by 10 AM on Saturday morning, I thought something was up. I figured out all the hits came from people all over the world searching the keywords "S-----e M-----x". Only six or so of them include the words "n-ked" and "n-de" I had frivolously put in next the her name. I have since altered the two "n" words lest I be accused of shamelessly pandering for hits.

The whole reason I brought this up again: I noticed when looking at stats for Saturday there were big clusters of hits, like 10 - 15 within 2 minutes. Today I was leaving for work just before 1:30 and went to turn the TV off when Wolf Blitzer shouted "And now we go to the White House with correspondent S-----e M-----x." I paused for a minute and thought, "Heeey, there she is," then turned the TV off and went to work. I got to work about 20 minutes laters and checked the stats and sure enough, there was a big cluster of hits right after 1:30. I was talking about it with a guy at work and I surmised "Do you think people saw her on TV and immediately got up and searched the internet for her?" He said, "Yes, except they didn't get up. They probably rolled across the room in their chair if they even had to move that far."

Coming Soon: Me vs. The U.S. Marine Corps Suggested Reading List




::: posted by tom at 5:07 PM









I'd taken the cure and had just gotten through...

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